-You know for a second there the Browns had me. Today's game had all of the classic "that did not just happen" credentials. Cleveland is starving for a win, the Giants for whatever reason play worse at home, and also play exceptionally crappy against crappy teams. To top things off, they travel to San Francisco next week and were obviously overlooking Brandon Weeden and the Monstars. (Anybody catch that Space Jam reference?) Anyway, when Cleveland was up 14-0 I kind of just accepted the fact that this is going to be that day. That day where the Giants just make you shake your head but you can't get pissed off because they have won two Super Bowls in five years. Luckily, I was wrong.
-Didn't get to see the game, but I'm giving Andrew Luck and the Colts a nice fist bump. Playing for their coach Chuck Pagano who is in the hospital with leukemia. I said earlier in the year that I didn't think the Colts would be good but I have a feeling they will pull of one of those" Wow Andrew Luck is the real deal" upsets. (Pats myself on the back).
-On that note...are the Packers just not that good this year?
-Remember when Bronson Arroyo had corn rows? I want to know if he is the only white person to ever pull that off. If so, bravo Bronson.
-O, he also threw 7 innings of one hit ball tonight.
-This weekend, I was "that guy" who falls down because he is wasted and tripped over thin air.
-And brought the girl I was with down me.
-I spent a solid two hours on this site. It's honestly fantastic. Haven't you always wondered, "man I've always wondered what kind of tail RA Dickey brings home". This site has all the answers!!!!
O, and he finished the season with 20 wins and a 2.73 ERA
-The lights just went off in the library...if I disappear tonight just assume that Hannibal Lecter found my freckled face, sloppy beard, and developing beer belly extremely appetizing.
-I hope he uses ketchup.
-Ok they are back on! I'm alive!!
-Man Minnesota beat the boogers out of Tennessee. They are 4-1 and atop a tough NFC North. I said this last year: I really like Christian Ponder. Very athletic, has all of the tools. I watched him step into a throw and deliver a seed with a very big and fast black guy coming at him with full speed. Ponder got leveled into next week, but he completed the pass. After that, I was like "alright, I'm doing keg stands from the Christian Ponder kool-aid."
-O, he was 25-35 today with 258 yards and 2 TD's.
-Percy Harvin is really good too.
O, he had 8 receptions for 108 yards and a pair of touchdowns himself, one of them rushing.
-Staying on this Minnesota-Tennessee game...is Chris Johnson really this bad? 15 carries for 24 yards today. Has there ever been a guy that had such a great season (2009) and then totally sucked as bad as Chris Johnson is sucking? It's gotten comical. He has only eclipsed 25 yards rushing ONCE this year. Once! And to his credit, he did rush for over 100 yards that day. But really, every week I check the box score with a shit eating grin on my face just because I can't wait to see if Chris Johnson averaged more than 1 yard per carry. And I just picture how pissed off PJ is getting (he owns Johnson in our fantasy league).
Interesting stat: This year, Johnson has 2 carries for -9 yards inside the opponent's 10 yard line
-Staying on this Minnesota-Tennessee game...is Chris Johnson really this bad? 15 carries for 24 yards today. Has there ever been a guy that had such a great season (2009) and then totally sucked as bad as Chris Johnson is sucking? It's gotten comical. He has only eclipsed 25 yards rushing ONCE this year. Once! And to his credit, he did rush for over 100 yards that day. But really, every week I check the box score with a shit eating grin on my face just because I can't wait to see if Chris Johnson averaged more than 1 yard per carry. And I just picture how pissed off PJ is getting (he owns Johnson in our fantasy league).
Interesting stat: This year, Johnson has 2 carries for -9 yards inside the opponent's 10 yard line
-49ers 45. Bills 3. Yikes
-Is it me or does Willis McGahee fumble more balls than a Tuesday night stripper? I mean Jesus. Peyton Manning is about to pull off an impossible comeback after Bill Bellicheck asininely went for it on 4th down, and then this guy gets stripped. Unbelievable. I have no tolerance for fumbling.
-RG3 didn't know the quarter or score after he got rocked today. I'm sorry if I was the trainer asking questions I couldn't help but laugh hysterically. I would have asked: "Hey RG3, remember when that psycho lady screamed your name when announcing that you won the Heisman Trophy?"
-I could not be happier about the Eagles losing today. Michael Vick fumbled two more times, giving him four fumbles and six picks on the year. (Insert Michael Vick joke here).
-But seriously, has there ever been a team that has played this poorly for five games and still have a winning record?
-Good thing I showered today. (Sarcasm).
-Heard that the Kansas City Chiefs have not run a single offensive play with a lead. Wow. O, they lost 9-6 today.
-I have never been more excited for a sporting event in which I already know the result. The Jets are about to get chastised tomorrow night. Let's see:
-Chris Collins
-I could not be happier about the Eagles losing today. Michael Vick fumbled two more times, giving him four fumbles and six picks on the year. (Insert Michael Vick joke here).
-But seriously, has there ever been a team that has played this poorly for five games and still have a winning record?
-Good thing I showered today. (Sarcasm).
-Heard that the Kansas City Chiefs have not run a single offensive play with a lead. Wow. O, they lost 9-6 today.
-I have never been more excited for a sporting event in which I already know the result. The Jets are about to get chastised tomorrow night. Let's see:
- Their quarterback is awful
- They have no running game
- Their linebackers are old and slow
- Their best player is hurt
- Their #1 receiver is Jeremy Kerley
- Jeremy Kerley
-O, and they are playing the undefeated Texans who have been the best team in the NFL so far. It's going to be a blood bath!!
Alright guys, it's after 2am. I gotta start making moves on this paper. I'll see you next time in Chris's study zone. Read my first study zone here.
-Chris Collins
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