-Going through multiple girls Facebook photos at my college and just thinking: 1) I'm not always as intoxicated as I may seem when you see me at the bars. 2) Therefore, you should at least slightly consider talking to/hooking up with me. 3) What would your mother think if she saw the photos you post and seem to be proud of on this website? 4) Better yet, what would your father do?
-Wait...Sammy Sosa is white now???!! He pulled a Michael Jackson??!! How did I miss this??!! This should have been front page stuff! When did this happen??!! Too funny. So yea, I went through a lot of pictures and just laughed harder at each one.
-Going through all of my tweets in the last two months and attempting to give myself a Twitter grade. I tried to concoct some sort of algorithm to complete such a hefty task, but I instead tried to get a general sense of how often I am re-tweeted and/or favorited, and also my general satisfaction from tweets. I also factored in my current 158 followers, and compared that to many of my friends my age that don't have big boobs and a nice ass. I gave myself a B with potential for an A. I would like to think I am an asset to Twitter, but I also thought that the Red Sox would make the playoffs this year.
-Which reminds me, does anybody else click the trending topics on Twitter just to see all of the funny shit ghetto people say? It's up there with one of my top 30 favorite activities.
-O, you can follow me @ChrisCollins127!!
-I had this thing where my head was telling me: "Watch the Kate Upton cat daddy video or forever hold your peace." This is not the first time this has happened. So of course, I abided by my head's commands, which sometimes leads to a few Sunday morning apologies, and proceded to watch the best one-minute piece of media since...I can't think of anything. It's late.
-There's a solid chance I have listened to 50 different Bruce songs and I have enjoyed every single one of them. I can't say the same about another artist for 10 songs except maybe Sammy Adams and Mac Miller. Just kidding. I would rather be in a dark room listening to Maria Sharapova's scream on repeat. Not even kidding this time.
-Wait, I am going to see him at Giants Stadium (refuse to call it MetLife) this weekend! I will be giddy all week! I am more excited than a kid seeing his first pair of cans on Cinemax. He is the greatest live performer ever. Someone argue with me! By the way, can't take credit for that line. Have to dish that out to my good friend Ron.
-No, I am not gay.
-Not that there's anything wrong with that.
-Not that there's anything wrong with that.
-Where has Pj been?
-Just looking at my Fantasy Football scoreboard and just admiring how much my team kicked ass today. Just ordered my RG3 jersey. I'm on board baby!!!
-Looking at the Giants schedule and just saying "fuck" several times. Maybe a few "goddamnits" mixed in there. Which are my two favorite curse words by the way, I also love combining them into one word. I do this in many different ways.
-I honestly just feel awful for this Gerry Sandusky guy. No not the real one silly!! Gerry Sandusky is a radio broadcaster for the Ravens. I can't imagine the explaining he must do.
-Which also reminds me...is the real Jerry Sandusky still alive? What is his current status? I think the Vegas line was like 7.5 on days he would last in prison. I took the under.
Alright. It's almost 3:40. I guess I will go study. Good night my readers. Keep spreading the word, tell your friends, and more importantly: keep living the buzz.
-Chris Collins
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